OPTIONED SCRIPTS

A screwball bachelor decides to marry himself and cash in on a wedding honeyfund to avoid bankruptcy, but meets the girl of his dreams who complicates things on his journey to self-love.

When a sheltered teen with a strict Christian mom and identity crisis discovers that her estranged grandma is porn icon from the 70s, she follows her to a "Whores of Fame" convention in Vegas to try and figure out where she comes from and who she is. 

When a serial dater midst of a massive dry spell discovers that she's under an actual sex curse, she embarks on a girls' trip to Mexico to get laid before the two-year mark on Halloween,  or it will become permanent. 

When two moms at crossroads in their relationships are surprised with a girls' trip to Australia, they get in the wrong airport car and become targets for hitmen who mistake them as Mobster's Wives.

When a struggling Australian  Actress living in LA realizes that her visa is coming to an end, she advertises for a green card husband on Craigslist but gets way more than she bargained for. 

A divorcing couple are thrust back together to compete as a mixed-doubles curling team at the prestigious World Curling Championships in Irelan.

A sweet-natured pushover has her new marriage put to the test when her unhinged and narcissistic "Maid of Honor" crashes the honeymoon in hopes to sabotage and steal back the bride. 

After a tragic sleigh accident, the world believes that Santa is dead, leaving Mrs. Claus on a power trip, to drive Christmas into the twenty-first century, but Santa survived with Amnesia and is living in New York City, as a homeless man.

When a high-strung bride gets washed up in a storm during her bachelorette stripper cruise, along with her future mother-in-law from hell who she believed tried to drown her, she must take authority in hopes to be rescued before her pending nuptials.

A recently widowed mother powerless to the world around her believes that she developed superpowers from her son’s comic book and uses them to reconnect with him and save their family. To the rest of the small town -- she's lost her mind.

When a cranky old woman sitting on a huge nest egg is told her time is near, she busts out of the nursing home with her senior citizen posse to blow the load in Atlantic City -- so her ass hole family don’t see a dime. 

When a high-strung bride gets washed up in a storm during her bachelorette stripper cruise, along with her future mother-in-law from hell who she believed tried to drown her, she must take authority in hopes to be rescued before her pending nuptials.

A devoted family man's past in the porn industry resurfaces when his estranged best friend and director unexpectedly shows up on his doorstep on Christmas Eve, bringing along the entire cast of "Santa's Hoes Three" for an eye opening lunch.

When a 30-something party girl from Queens finally meets a decent guy, she learns that he’s royalty and next in line to the throne of Santa Claus, but the biggest hurdle is explaining it to her overbearing Jewish family. 

When a regretful woman has a near-death experience on her 40th birthday, she makes a deal with the Devil to reset her twenties knowing what she does now, but her twenties prove just as difficult the second time around. 

An Upper-East Side housewife turns her mansion into an underground male brothel to stay afloat after her husband runs off with his hooker, leaving her high and dry.

A typical, moody, teenage girl navigates dating, drama, and life changes when her Dome Realtor father is relocated to Uranus for her senior year in 2097, uprooting the family along with their Kooky Gen Z grandfather.  

When a tough-as-nails, former Madam of an underground male brothel is released from jail after three years, she’s relocated to an all-women halfway house with a group of misfit ex-cons, navigating second chances at life with the stigma of their past. 

When a socially awkward woman, with low self-esteem's cat transforms into a human after a toxic catnip incident, and can’t turn him back, she discovers a  world of possibilities and confidence, through the eyes of her cat, who really doesn’t care what anyone thinks. 

A single woman on the wrong side of 30 ditches her married friends for new “single ones” after her Gynecologist warns her of her ticking time clock. Forming a crew of misfits on the hunt for seed. 

When a socially awkward woman, with low self-esteem's cat transforms into a human after a toxic catnip incident, and can’t turn him back, she discovers a  world of possibilities and confidence, through the eyes of her cat, who really doesn’t care what anyone thinks.